Things my child thinks of as normal. For now.
Kadon probably thinks that... · Singing about everything – cottage cheese, bananas, naps, toys, poopy diapers, you name it – is normal. He will probably think he lives in a musical. · Being covered in thousand of smooches is normal. · Being carried around upside down is normal. · His mother talking out loud, dictating scenes in the book she is working on to the air is normal. · His mother carrying on a “discussion” with his father… long after the father has left the house… is normal. · Moths are poisonous, murderous, evil beasts. · There are gypsies who will buy him for a dollar when he is being naughty · It’s normal for story-lines to randomly change in storybooks. · It’s normal for tired wiener dogs to hitch a ride in the bottom of his stroller on long walks. · Hearing 20 + Disney references/quotes a day is totally normal Or... he already knows I'