My Day In Facebook Statuses I Didn't Post
#1. Haircuts! Both boys were so good! No tears! They are so handsome. #2. Taking the boys to Chili's for lunch! Chicken tacos here I come! #yum #soexcited #3. They took my crispy chicken tacos off the menu. #whygodwhy #mylifeisover #4. Ok, other food is still good. And both boys ate and are behaving so well! #ihaveawesomekids #5. ... So after our meal, I picked up Eli and went to go pay... And he puked on the floor about four feet from a table where people were eating. Four times. #idontknowwhattodo #sogross #sosorry #pleasestoprandomlypuking #6. I definitely just apologized to strangers for my kid puking in a restaurant and tipped the waitress 40%. Sigh. #butitwasgoingsowell #hesnotevensick #expensivelunch #7. It's official, Kadon has finally outgrown his 2T pants! Time to shop. #thechildrensplace #hegrew #gettingsobig #8. Sheldon is not wrong when he says I shouldn't be allowed in Staples alone. Wheeeeee, but this is fun! #pens #highlighters #paper #supplies #ihaveaprobl