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Things my child thinks of as normal. For now.

Kadon probably thinks that...
·Singing about everything – cottage cheese, bananas, naps, toys, poopy diapers, you name it – is normal. He will probably think he lives in a musical.
·Being covered in thousand of smooches is normal.
·Being carried around upside down is normal.
·His mother talking out loud, dictating scenes in the book she is working on to the air is normal.
·His mother carrying on a “discussion” with his father… long after the father has left the house… is normal.
·Moths are poisonous, murderous, evil beasts.
·There are gypsies who will buy him for a dollar when he is being naughty
·It’s normal for story-lines to randomly change in storybooks.
·It’s normal for tired wiener dogs to hitch a ride in the bottom of his stroller on long walks.
·Hearing 20 + Disney references/quotes a day is totally normal Or... he already knows I'm weird and is just too little to say anything.